This week I read 128 pages of Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. I have finally given in to all my friends who insist this is a great book despite the fact that it is about a stupid vampire who is attracted to Bella’s blood. After reading the first six chapters I still am not convinced Twilight is as amazing as everyone says.
Dear Bella,
I know how you felt the day in biology class when you were supposed to prick your finger to find your blood type but fainted during the demonstration instead. One day in eighth grade science class we were supposed to use a toothpick a pull some skin off of the inside of our cheek and I fainted. It was really embarrassing and though I have outgrown my week stomach, I still remember that day well.
I also understand how you hate living in Forks because of all the rain. I hate it when it rains because of how sticky and humid it gets. My hair gets the thick wet greasy feeling and gets really frizzy and curly. I could never stand to spend even one day in Forks. Edward Cullen confuses me and I think you should just forget about him. Jacobs right about him being a vampire and he wants to drink your blood which is the most absurd thing. If I were you avoid Edward like he advises you too, all your troubles could be avoided. He clearly is superhuman, being able to lift a car and make dents in it without being injured. Why did you not realize this from the start?
Sincerely,
Aimee
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